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Hmm, let’s see... I’m a fairly normal person, I guess, even though my friends are always telling me how weird I am, but that’s just because I act strangely and say highly inappropriate things. I like to inform others of the fact that I have, what I consider anyway, perfect nipples; they’re pale pink and the size of quarters. I managed to get a co-worker to confide in me that he liked checking out the ass of a much younger female co-worker, which I replied that I did too, and then randomly told him that I would ‘totally tap’ him. I could really be slapped sideways by a large amount of sexual harassment lawsuits, especially that time I convinced a different co-worker to show me his penis, but dude, he had pierced it himself and I wanted to see. I’ve taken my bra off at work a few times because I was bored and wanted to watch the reactions of others. Attention whore? Probably.

What else? I’m bisexual, bipolar, and an alcoholic. Violence is a major turn-on for me... well, consensual violence, that is; I am not okay with the whole rape thing, or pedophilia. Bestiality isn’t for me either, but if other people enjoy it and no animals are hurt, I guess it doesn’t bother me that much. I dropped out of high school in my sophomore year, during which I was going through a ‘Cousin It’ phase, you know, hair covering my face type of thing. I had come to the conclusion that I was fugly, even though no one had ever told me that. I’m not; I am just, I don’t know, ordinary, and that is something that makes me pretty happy now considering how many fugly people there are in the world. I have a passion for bandanas and hats, and am rarely seen without one. My hair is as far down as my ass, and if I don’t restrain it, it drives me fricking insane! I suppose I could cut it, but it’s definitely one of my better features and helps me pick up on people. I am moderately promiscuous, and looks don’t do that much for me; it’s someone’s personality that makes them appealing. I also have a big-word fetish.

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